Episode Description

In which Jay and Miles finally X-Plain some Excalibur; Kyle interviews the X-Perts; Logan gets up-close and personal with the X-Men; Elle casts Excalibur; Chris X-Plains Santa Claus; and you are still the best listeners of any podcast, ever.


  • Excalibur: The Sword Is Drawn
  • Christmas at the X-Mansion
  • The best hair in the Marvel Universe
  • The not particularly secret origins of Excalibur
  • Mojoverse anxiety dreams
  • Warwolves
  • Meggan
  • Captain Britain (Brian Braddock)
  • Sexiest Nightcrawler
  • Technet (and several of its members)
  • Gatecrasher
  • Yap
  • Omniversal Majestrix Opal Luna Saturnine
  • The Special Executive
  • Mutant intersectionality
  • Why we chose the X-Men
  • Favorite X-Spinoffs
  • Our podcast-guest wish list
  • The theoretical cast of an Excalibur movie
  • Our ideal X-lineups
  • Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men
  • The Second Annual Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau Awards for Excellence in X-Cellence
  • Marvel Holiday Special 1991
  • Santa Claus
  • The true meaning of Christmas

The 2015 Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau Awards for Excellence in X-CellenceEdit

Award Winner
Best X-Writer Dennis Hopeless
Best X-Artist Mike Norton
Best X-Colorist Jordie Bellaire
Best Soap Opera Inferno
Irene Adler Award for Most Anticipated Upcoming Book or Series X-Men ’92 ongoing
Harvey and Janet Award for Best Walk-On Falcon Pirate (Wolverines #1)
About Damn Time Iceman comes out (All-New X-Men #40 and Uncanny X-Men #600)
Cyclops Has a Good Day Award Uncanny X-Men #600
Shameless Pandering X-Men ’92
MetaCorbeau for Exemplary Use of Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau in a Comic Book Al Ewing (Mighty Avengers #8)
Best Ongoing X-Series X-Force (w: Si Spurrier; a: various)
Rising Star Wolverine (Laura Kinney)
Best Withering Sneers* Kristafer Anka
The Didn’t-Fit-Into-Any-Other-Categories-and-Isn’t-Technically-an-X-Book-but-We-Wanted-to-Give-It-an-Award-Anyway Award Siege (w: Kieron Gillen, a: Filipe Andrade)
Still the Best Listeners of Any Podcast, Ever YOU. Again.**
Classic Corbeaus (for older X-material covered in the podcast during 2015)
Buried Treasure Fallen Angels
You Tried Magneto (New Mutants)
Jack Kirby Award for Best Intersection of Weird and Epic in a Single Character Design Walter Simonson (Archangel, X-Factor)
Improbably Endearing Moppet Franklin Richards
High Bar Award Bill Sienkiewicz (New Mutants)
Most Heroic Hair Alan Davis
Most Organized Supervillain Cameron Hodge

Links and Further ReadingEdit